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(Translated and Arranged by Saya)

This is a CRYPTIC STORY!

I'm living with my girlfriend right now.
She is a postgraduate student who majors in physics. 

She is very sweet and kind, and is so devoted to me. 
No matter how I beat her up when I am drunk, and break the things she loves, she never complains.
She is such a patient and kind girl. 

And she is so deeply in love with me. Knowing that I am such a short-tempered guy, she gave me a lighter as a gift. 
“Use this to light a cigarette whenever you feel annoyed, so you can calm down !!” She said.
Such an angel, isn’t she?

Just a while ago, she came home carrying so many flour sacks, saying that she wanted to make me a hot cake (Japanese pan cake**), my favourite dessert. 
She’s bought too many of them though. I mean, what the hell is she going to do with all that flour. LOL

Moreover, she dropped some of those flour sacks on the floor because they were too heavy and she couldn’t handle them. 
Some of the sacks ripped open, spilling out flour and creating white clouds in the air.

My girlfriend panicked and ran out of the front door immediately, saying “I’m going to get some dust cloths from a store!” 
Well, she can be pretty clumsy, but that’s what’s cute about her too….

….But she sure is taking her own sweet time. How long does she need just to get some stupid dust cloths?
She can be so f*cking irritating sometimes…. 
Oops, I shouldn’t get so impatient. I’ve got to calm down a bit!


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Note:
**How to Make Hot Cake (ホットケーキ), a Japanese-style pancake!


Be careful because you might get hooked on his accent😂
If you live in Japan, you can get a thing called “hot cake mix” which allows you to make a good hot cake without requiring you to have any skills in cooking!


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Comments

Saya In Underworld said…
Hello, everyone!
How are you?

I’m excited to publish another cryptic story!
I hope you like it!

Please don’t be shy and leave your theories below!
Every one of your theory is valid!

Thank you so much for following my blog and have a wonderful weekend 💖
Anonymous said…
Ohoho!
I'll just say... I saw a Mythbusters episode about this.
(Dont click the link if you want to solve the mystery yourself!)
https://youtu.be/E_UcktErOy0

ElynGrace said…
Omg that is not ordinary flour. It might be a powder that quickly ignites judging by how the gf gave him a lighter. Harkhark what an ingenious way to get rid of evidence 😆
Anonymous said…
Whoopsie daisy, someone's about to die in a dust explosion.
Anonymous said…
It is a quite complicated and not always working method to cause an "accident", but still worth a try I'd say, especially when things and stuffs can be ruled out as "accident" instead of "evidence"
I do hope the narrator will use the lighter to light a cigarette, quite soon he will be very calm for very long time.

Caution: Do not attempt this method if you see a curious looking strange male child around who seems to behave like adult instead of behaving like a child who for some reason is still around after 1000+ episodes.

:D
Anonymous said…
Flour is flammable. She is trying to get him killed by lighting a fire in a closed room full of flour dust.
Anonymous said…
As someone said above is true, flour is combustible and an explosion hazard. She's a physics major, and this isdeliberate ploy to end him for his abuse.
Anonymous said…
...it's a dust explosion she's planning.
George V said…
Never! Ever! Make someone who understands science mad. The picture is fun. I did not know they allow selfies at Yokai Academy. I am guessing that the two girls are a Bakeneko and a Kitsune in their human form.
Anonymous said…
I've heard flour+spark=KABOOM. The last picture is funny if it's a edit, LOL. I wouldn't like to see that in real life 😨😰😱
Anonymous said…
I thought the flour was because she wanted to cook him 😂 Yeah the gunpowder theory makes more sense
Saya In Underworld said…
Thank you so much for commenting, Anonymous and Anonymous! 😆
The YouTube link is helpful!
Saya In Underworld said…
She is a clever girl! 😆 Thank you so much for your comment!❤️
Saya In Underwolrld said…
I just hope she managed to take her valuables to the outside before she blew up the place🤣
Thank you so much for your comment!
Anonymous said…
Exactly! Well done ~ 😆👍 Thank you so much for your comment!
Anonymous said…
Yes, the girl being a physics major is a clue as well! Well done ~ 💕 Thank you so much for commenting!
Anonymous said…
Yes! Well done ~👍 Thank you for your comment!
Anonymous said…
I think they could be yokai, or just two human girls who photoshopped it and accidentally created a yokai in the background by a bad editing🤣 I thought it was a ghost picture too when I first saw it!

I will remember not to drive someone with scientific knowledge mad!🤣⭐️

Thank you so much for your comment!
Saya In Underworld said…
⭐️SORRY EVERYONE! ALL the Anonymous replying to your comments are ME, SAYA
Saya In Underworld said…
Most likely, it’s a bad editing🤣 Or the girls are magicians who know how to distort the space! LOL

Well done for getting it right and thank you so much for your comment!
Saya In Underworld said…
You never know! You might be right ~ 🤣 that would be more gruesome LOL

Thank you so much for your comment!!
Anonymous said…
This works with grain dust too! (Seeds, rice, etc, i guess most fine dust will ignite and work). But i wonder, after all that time the dust didn't set?, or was he standing in a cloud of flour lol, you could also choke to death if that ever happens o.o
Saya In Underworld said…
Choking on flour sounds unpleasant 😆 I wonder if it’s better than getting blown up by a flour bomb. lol

Thank you so much for your comment 🌸✨
Ritik said…
Hey Saya! I am a long time reader of your blog, but this is the first time I commented. I need your help. My friend saw two Japanese horror videos on youtube long time ago, but now he wants to watch them again. Unfortunately, he cannot find them anymore. Following are his words:

I saw it on youtube.

It was a part of a japanese scary shorts collection.

It may have been from:

1) Hontoni Atta Kowai hanashi

2) yonimo kimiyona monogatari

3) tales of terror from japan . (Low chances)

4) Ito's japanese horror anthology

The video/story/segment was about 5-20 min I think. I remember a scene near the ending of the story in which a man/woman is walking in a dark alley.

Suddenly, they hear footsteps coming from flip flops. I think they stop and check behind but they see nothing. The footsteps stop. They start walking and the foosteps start again. A woman in kimono or robe appears.

I think she has gray hair and is supposed to be a ghost or a murderer. The lady in kimono runs fast but in creepy, small foosteps.

She starts chasing the man/woman. The man/woman runs and tries to escape but their path is blocked by a train.

Do not remember what happens next.
Saya In Underworld said…
Hello! I tried searching for the video based on the information provided, but I can’t find anything that seems to match the description. I think we have too little information here, and also an old woman in kimono chasing people sounds so common that it makes searching for that particular video even more difficult.

Added to that, contrary to the popular belief (lol), I hardly ever watch horror videos or films in my private life. I’m far from an expert in this subject.

I’m sorry I can’t help you! But if I ever come across a video that is similar to it, I will let you know!

Thank you for your comment!