[Image included] This job description for a Yami Baito (Shady Part-Time Job) is so incomprehensible it’s terrifying
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A 5 chan thread (2024)
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Yami Baito (ιγγ€γ) is a term used for recruitments of people without previous criminal involvement for criminal activities in Japan, often promising high pay for an easy job. The recruitments take place on Social media and Employment websites. The Japanese police has warned that people recruited through these methods are forced to provide personal information, are often "disposed after use" and are rarely actually paid.(Wikipedia)
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| A leaflet by Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department |
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Part-time Job Recruitment
Location: Please gather in front of Room 301 of the former ■■■ apartment complex.
Work time: March 2nd, 1:00 AM
Pay: ¥70,000 (bank transfer at a later date)
Items to bring:
• Your own car
• Milk
• Snacks for infants
Required qualifications:
• Driver’s licence (automatic transmission is fine)
Job Description
You will take Kaito-kun in your car and drive him along the designated route♪
Route:
Former ■■■ Apartment Complex Room 301 → ■■ Park → a water source (river, lake, sea, toilet, etc.) → ■■ Nursery School → Kii ■■■ Station toilet (Kaito-kun’s home)
Notes
Although Kaito-kun is around 60 years old, he will speak using baby talk. Therefore, please treat him strictly as an infant.
Please do not attempt to investigate or ask why he is like this under any circumstances.
Important Warning
If Kaito-kun suddenly begins speaking in normal language, no matter where you are, do not hesitate to get out of the car and leave the area immediately.
Once you have confirmed your safety, please take a taxi or other transportation to evacuate to a safe place.
After that, our staff will handle the situation.
Even in that case, your pay will still be provided, and we will also cover additional costs such as the taxi fare.
4:
Scary.
5:
Is this some kind of SCP?
6:
I thought it was going to involve kidnapping or something, but it says he is 60 years old lol.
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Even people with an automatic-only licence can do it, guys!!
8:
A 60-year-old kindergarten kid?
So… a loli grandma?
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>>8
It literally says Kaito-“kun”, doesn’t it?
23:
>>13
Then I guess he’s a shota grandpa.
9:
Yikes…
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This is totally SCP.
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I can’t do it, I don’t have a car.
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>>11
Apparently tons of people actually applied for this.
The translation of the additional posts :
2024/02/23
Please send your application to the email address provided.
Expenses such as milk, snacks, and taxi fares will be reimbursed later together with your wages upon submission of receipts.
We look forward to receiving your application.
2024/02/25
Thank you very much for the approximately 2,500 applications we have received.
Our staff are currently replying to them.
We have received many questions regarding the car, so to clarify: the car will also be covered/compensated by us, so please rest assured.
12:
What is this? So creepy.
15:
I kinda want to try it.
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I respect whoever can write a text like this.
17:
This is dark…
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But if Kaito-kun suddenly regains his sanity, would you have to abandon your car…?
19:
You wouldn’t want to leave Kaito-kun in your own car though.
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>>19
Exactly.
22:
Classic SCP situation.
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What happens if you try to ask questions and probe for details…?
26:
Is this some new type of car theft scheme?????
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>>26
Ahhh, that might be it.
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>>26
You’re sharp.
Want to work for me?
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Kaito-kun: “What is your objective?”
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Is there actually anyone who would want to do this?
It’s way too scary.
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Anyone smart enough to get a licence and own a car probably wouldn’t take this job.
54:
It says you go through a nursery school…
Can you even get inside?
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>>54
So that’s what you’re interested in, huh?
58:
“Kii■■■ Station toilet (Kaito-kun’s home)”
What does that even mean?
59:
Kaito-kun would just steal my car LOL
67:
If Kaito-kun suddenly started speaking normal language, it’d probably already be too late to escape.
73:
I’ve got a shady side job next week doing special cleaning.
Apparently they’ll pay me 100,000 yen just to clean a filthy room.
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>>73
You should go get a purification ritual done.
Not even for occult reasons—just because doing it before and after work helps mentally draw a line.
78:
This is so scary it’s funny.
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