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Saturday, 24 April 2010

Meat

This is what I heard from my friend.

One day he was invited to dinner at a friend's house; that friend was into some weird religious cult.
There he was served some meat, but his host wouldn't tell him what kind of meat it was no matter what.
He wondered if it was human meat, but after he ate it he knew it wasn't human meat.



I wonder what kind of meat it really was??


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2012
I made a little alteration to the text,  to make it truer to the original text.

29 comments:

  1. Of course Hannibal Lector would notice...

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  2. The part I find the most frightening is how he knew the meat was not human. o^o

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  3. I agree with Catty... :T

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  4. I would guess human meat is pretty similar to ham, since pigs are used all the time on Mythbusters and stuff.

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  5. Yes, the fact that he knew it was not human meat is scary.

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  6. Yayy you're back! We've all missed you!
    I agree with everyone else, I think the horror part is supposed to be that the friend could tell it wasn't human. >>

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  7. Clever and chilling! ;) I hope you post more, Saya! I've missed you!

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  8. Weird! HAHA but human meat should have a very strong iron taste kinda like your blood (Since we intake a lot of iron in our diets)..that's usually the indicator of a meat's taste..i'm not saying i've canabalized!! but that's just my logical guess....haha

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  9. You're back again, Saya san!!! :D
    Um... how did the storyteller know that it wasn't human meat? And what kid of meat was it then?

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  10. because it was fish!

    or chicken.

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  11. It was zombie meat. Eeeewww...

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  12. I go by the name Uitinla
    i had a friend that i have lost contact with recently, but his father is in the military and they were visiting Africa. they were feasting with a tribe there, and there was a small piece of meat given to both of them, their guide told them it was human meat, and they would have to eat it otherwise it would offend the tribe. well my friend told me human meat is alittle salty and alittle chewy. (information for those curious as to what human meat tastes like) also, being on this subject, i cant recall the exact source, but there was a discussion in my Physiology class in college about food and stuff. and alot claim spam is very popular manly because its the closet thing to human meat. makes me think if our cavemen ancestors feasted on other tribes as well and faintly genetically in our instinct something like that is familiar... >:3

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  13. Yes, I've also heard that human meat tastes like pork. Yummy.

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  15. Maybe tiger meat?

    ..And yes, The scary part is the fact the he new it wasn't hman meat.Thanks for they story Saya!

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  16. i don't get it..

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  17. God, my first interpretation of this story was so embarrassing. (I didn't find it creepy then.)

    But then I realized that it wasn't pork or fish or chicken that he was familiar with, but it was human meat itself!

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  18. Sadly to say if you ever smell a human burning...you're going to smell bacon. :)

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  19. I think he spotted something in the kitchen after the dinner, or maybe he once eat the meat given to him and remember the taste? :)

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  20. i dont get it., would somebody explain it to me though? sorry im slow :(

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  21. Hmmm... I think that he knews that wasn't human meat 'cuz he always eats that... So... The texture of the meat was different... That story was a bit scary... I'll have nightmares TwT

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  22. maybe he knew it wasnt human meat because he knew what kind of meat it actually was, but it sounds better if it is because he knows what human meat tastes like

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  23. @Nagisa: Actually, during the Holocaust, the prisoners in the concentration camps thought someone was barbequing chicken.

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  24. it'a killing me to know what meat it is!!argh now i'll be staying wide awake tonight trying to figure it out.anyways...love the blog saya!!really love it <33

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  25. My dad always told me that human meat is a little like pork, but saltier and spongier...

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  26. @Tristic: I just called the police! They're gonna come n get your dad in a minute! Hahaha

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  27. he has tasted human meat before... :(

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