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Friday, 4 January 2013

Pervert

Note: I'm not the author of this story. I've translated it from the original Japanese into English. Please do NOT copy and paste it somewhere else on the web without my permission.Thank you for your cooperation.

A pervert took a 8 year-old girl deep into the woods.

The girl said,
"I'm scared, I'm scared," and started crying.

The pervert said,
"Scared? I'm more scared than you, because I'll have to go home on my own."

32 comments:

  1. Maybe the pervert shouldn't have taken the girl to the woods in the first place… right?

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  2. Oh my god! he's gonna rape her and kill her D: that bastard!

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  3. Uhm... the pervert plan to kill or leave the girl.

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  4. The pervert kills the girl after doing his "business" with her in the woods and goes home by himself. >_<;;;

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  5. OH MY! This is really creepy >.< He's going to rape and then kill her. I really love your cryptic stories >.<

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  6. No doubt he is going to rape and then kill her. :/

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  7. Humans are indeed the scariest creature after all (╥﹏╥)

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  8. I kinda assumed she'd end up killed so the end is an anticlimax for me.... oops. ^^;

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  9. Actually, if you think about it more cryptically, it is actually scarier for the pervert. After he rapes and kills her, he'll have to face the wrath of her ghost as he tries to leave the woods. :/ I think facing the angry dead is a lot worse.

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  10. am i bad for thinking this is a funny story?

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  11. Time to call Sam and Dean Winchester to deal with it!

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  12. even i was read the comment of other reader, im still don't get it.
    Please somebody, explain this story more clearly T_T

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  13. Yes! Azuteor, that's brilliant!

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  14. Pfff.
    To be honest, that rapist is terribly smart to actually think about saying something like that.

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  15. My guess, He is afraid because he took the girl into the deep of aokigahara forest! LoL

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  16. THE PERVERT IS HER FATHER?!
    I mean if you REALLY look at it he says he has to go home alone! And when his wife ( or whoever) asks about the child...what explanation is he gonna give?

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  17. This might sound really weird, but that story is a somewhat popular joke told in the German-speaking world. In our version, it's a man who lures a young woman away from a party and into the woods, but other than that it's the same...

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  18. The pervert and the girl parents known each other.
    The girl is 8, which parents would never let their kid, especially a daughter out with a stranger
    Therefore, if the pervert returns without the girl, he will be doomed.
    As some people know who is the last person be seen with that poor kid.

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  19. I have a feeling that the girl knows the pervert. And, the way the pervert phrases ''go home alone'' kinda hints that ''his'' home is also the girl's home.
    So yes, pedophilia and incest mixed together. Sick.

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  20. this was so sad.

    but thanks anyway....

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  21. Weird. Am I the only one who interpreted that the 'pervert' is actually the little girl's brother?...maybe they are of similar age but he's definitely older than her ...
    Seems like they are siblings.
    Usually siblings around the same age often play together...
    the parents let them go because the brother and sister usually play together and the parents trust the brother to take care of the sister.
    and the fact that he's scared having to go home alone seems like he's still young and they always go home together.. [ and explain to their parents why he came back alone].
    Anyway, just a thought...

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  22. This is actually an old pedo joke.

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  23. I'm only gonna reply to those comments that seem to require my replies.

    @unicorn: Thanks! I love cryptic stories too!

    @cerisecherry: No, dear, you're not bad. It is kind of funny in a dark way.

    @Genbugan: you're funny. lol

    @Toyboxed: aokigahara is actually a very beautiful forest, and some people get pissed off because of its association with suicides and stuff. lol

    @Anon (5 Jan), Kimberly-Anne, Anon (7 Jan), Anon(8 Jan), Anon (13 Jan):
    Thank you very much for your interesting theories!!

    @Moz: Is that so? Maybe it's our collective unconscious at work. LOL

    @julieth: don't be sad! Cheer up!

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  24. i saw/heard this on a movie: Blue Valentine ...at the first i think oh man!this is wrong, but then it was like ok, it's kinda funny in a dark way xD

    btw! love ur blog, happy for ur return :3

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  25. That's a creepy way to kill a little girl like, in the woods?! But it's the same for the pervert; who knows who'll jump into him. Nice cryptic story, Saya-chan. (✧∇✧)╯╰(✧∇✧)

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  26. @Lilly Lilly: Thank you dear! I'm sorry my reply is very late!


    @Juuno: I love your emoticon thingy there and I just had to reply! :D Thanks sweetie!

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  27. I actually found this really funny. xD
    I dunno if you're still active Saya but thought I'd drop a friendly comment since I've been a big fan of your blog for a long time. Thanks for posting as always. :)

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  28. Is it wrong that I laughed. I laughed pretty hard, woke up my roommates!!!

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  29. I've heard this one elsewhere! I wonder if it's a story/dark joke that our languages share in common, or if the teller heard it here originally.

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  30. This is a really popular joke amongst American comedians. It even shows up in Tina Fey's memoir Bossypants as an example of a rough joke.

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