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π§‘I originally posted this as just a normal story, but it seems like it's hard to understand for some people, so I decided to label it as a cryptic story!π⭐
(Translated and arranged by Saya)
One summer night, I was in a country cottage with four friends, where we were telling one another creepy stories.
One by one, my friends recounted the creepiest story they knew, until it was finally my turn to tell a story.
I began with only a few simple words.
"To tell you the truth...I have cancer."
Everyone stared at me aghast.
"It's true. I'm not joking. Last month, I had a thorough checkup at the hospital where Suzutani works."
I gestured at Suzutani who sat beside me. Suzutani is a surgeon at a university hospital.
It was true that I went to the hospital where he works last month, and had a thorough checkup. But all the results came back negative.
Suzutani is a quick-witted man. I knew he would go along with my story to entertain the others.
"He told me that the results were negative, but we have been friends for so long. I knew he didn't tell me the truth.
However, I'm too scared to face death alone.
So I mixed a slow-acting poison into the meal we've just had tonight.
I do feel a bit bad about this, but after all, we're friends, and it is only fitting that we depart from this world together."
No one said anything. A nervous silence permeated the room.
".... that was my story. How did you like it? Wasn't it chilling?
....Of course I was only joking. LOL.
I'm sorry I gave you a fright! LOL."
But contrary to my expectations, they remained tense.
Suddenly, Suzutani stuck his fingers in his throat and started vomitting.
Everyone else followed suit.
"Hey, I said I was joking. I'm sorry. You know I would never do anything like that to you. Please stop it. That's disgusting."
No matter what I said, they wouldn't listen and didn't stop vomitting.
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⭐Bonus picture:
Mario in Hell
Who would have thought this was what was going on underneath it!? LOL
Comments
I hope this little story can make you feel happier!ππ✨
Have a lovely weekend! You are all amazing!π✨
This isn't the official answer as such, but what I am assuming to the implication of the story.
The narrator said he had a check-up in the hospital and the results came out to be all negative, but the fact is he does actually have cancer (and he doesn't know it).
Suzutani knew this, and also the other two friends knew it too (they were probably told about this by Suzutani).
That's why they believed the narrator when he told them that he put poison into their food.
The scariest part of this story is, in my opinion, not that the narrator has cancer and doesn't know it, but how his friends thought that the narrator was the kind of person who would put poison into their food..π
Well done ~ππ
You're totally right!
Well done ππ✨Thank you so much for your comment!
Thank you so much for your comment!
Well done πππ✨
Thank you so much for your comment!
I only hope I wouldn't get punished for sending so many Marios into hellπ±⭐
Thank you so much for your comment!
I have the same thoughts as everyone in that he really does have cancer and everyone but him knows it π
The fact that everyone believed he put poison in the meal is both funny and sad
But well..you can never be too careful when poison is involved π€£
His friends think the narrator is a freaking psychopath.π€£✨
Thank you so much again!π✨
...Does not make a lot of sense, now that I think about it. Hmmm...
Thank you for sharing it!