A child walking home from school is approached by a strange woman. The woman asks "am I beautiful?"
Although her mouth is covered with an oversized surgical mask, the woman has attractive eyes and seemingly well-formed nose. So the child replies, "Yes, you are beautiful."
"Even if I look like this?" says the woman, taking off her mask and revealing a ghastly red mouth which is slit from ear to ear. While the child is too stunned to move, the woman takes out a scythe from inside her coat and hacks the child to death.
Kuchisake-Onna is one of the most famous faces in Japanese urban legends. Details of her appearance and background, and her method and instrument of killing differ from region to region. Above story is the most commonly told pattern. Her victims are almost always children.
Ways to avoid getting killed by Kuchisake-Onnna:
■When asked "am I beautiful?" you mustn't give her straight yes or no answers (either way you're done for) but give her ambiguous answers such as "so-so", "normal" or "average." Run away while the woman is busy puzzling over the meaning of the answer.
■Sugar candy is the woman's favourite sweets. Throw it to her and you can get away while she drools over it.
■Chanting the word "Pomade" three times would petrify her and buy time for you to run away.
Why "Pomade"?
The usual explanation for the woman's disfigurement is that it is the result of a plastic surgery gone awry. The surgeon who operated on her was wearing pomade and the odour of it was so strong that it made her sick; for that reason chanting "Pomade" to her would remind her of that traumatic experience; hence her reaction. Instead of chanting the word you can also throw an actual jar of pomade at her, which is a more effective form of defense. Smearing pomade into your hair is thought to have an effect on her too.
Her appearance:
She usually wears a long crimson coat, to camouflage the spatters of blood she gets from her victims. She is thin and pale-skinned, and about 20 years old of age. She always wears a surgical mask, but that is not so unusual in Japan where some people wear such masks to avoid passing their cold onto others.
Other rumours:
■Kuchisake-onnna can run 100m in 3 seconds.
■She is one of three sisters. The other two sisters have split mouths too.
■She likes the number 3. She often appears in places which have "three" in their names.
■When asked "am I beautiful?" you mustn't give her straight yes or no answers (either way you're done for) but give her ambiguous answers such as "so-so", "normal" or "average." Run away while the woman is busy puzzling over the meaning of the answer.
■Sugar candy is the woman's favourite sweets. Throw it to her and you can get away while she drools over it.
■Chanting the word "Pomade" three times would petrify her and buy time for you to run away.
Why "Pomade"?
The usual explanation for the woman's disfigurement is that it is the result of a plastic surgery gone awry. The surgeon who operated on her was wearing pomade and the odour of it was so strong that it made her sick; for that reason chanting "Pomade" to her would remind her of that traumatic experience; hence her reaction. Instead of chanting the word you can also throw an actual jar of pomade at her, which is a more effective form of defense. Smearing pomade into your hair is thought to have an effect on her too.
Her appearance:
She usually wears a long crimson coat, to camouflage the spatters of blood she gets from her victims. She is thin and pale-skinned, and about 20 years old of age. She always wears a surgical mask, but that is not so unusual in Japan where some people wear such masks to avoid passing their cold onto others.
Other rumours:
■Kuchisake-onnna can run 100m in 3 seconds.
■She is one of three sisters. The other two sisters have split mouths too.
■She likes the number 3. She often appears in places which have "three" in their names.
Comments
その他の噂:に書いてあるのは初めて聞いたよ!
Sayaさんの通訳がダメダメって言ってないぞ.歌の途中から訳すのは無理だと思うと言ったんだよ.
たしかに歌の途中から訳すのは難しかったです。とくにあのambiguousな歌詞はね!
That phrase was also used in the games .hack//GU (vol. 1 specifically) when referring to an online PK (Player Killer - the setting of the game is a MMORPG =3) - "I bet he can run the 100m dash in 3 seconds". Someone else mentioned this monster, and another person replied that part of the story (the dash) was added to convince that you can't run away.
I also heard that throwing fruit at her will make her stop while she eats it.
I like the number three, too. XD Maybe I should make an account somewhere (Gaia, maybe?) with "Kuchisake-Onna".
Love your stories. They're so creepy, the make me shudder and drive me into a hysterical state of paranoia which is equivalent to love, mind you XD
The vids are fun to watch but the flash.... *shudders* i watched and played them at 2am in a row so.... you get the idea ><""
More please, Saya-chan onegai~~
Zenbu wa hontou ni sugoi yo. Daisuki! <3
The story goes if you go into a bathroom at night with all the lights turned off, face the mirror, and then say "Bloody Mary" 3 times a woman with a horribly disfigured face will appear in the mirror and kill you in some way, usually by scratching your face off or pulling you into the mirror. This "Bloody Mary" ritual is often performed at children's slumber parties.
See more here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(folklore)
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Anyway I've read it somewhere that the slit-mouth woman story goes further. When the child saw the woman's slit mouth, instead of being hacked to death then, the child ran away as far as he could until he finds a peddler on a quiet street. Then the child tried to explain to the peddler what he saw before but then he realized that the peddler was faceless (e.g. no eyes, nose, mouth) and then the child froze in terror before being hacked there and then by the slit mouth woman.
This story the scariest of all Japanese urban legends, I think. What could be scarier than a woman with her mouth slit from ear to ear and can outrun and hack you to death you before you can even blink? *shivers*
Unfortunately i dont really believe in curses. otherwie i'd curse those stupid spammers
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