Dumbfounding Question

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(Translated by Saya)

*The following interaction once appeared on a Japanese Question and Answer platform (Now deleted).  

Name: Anxious Mother
I want to cut off my three-year old son's willy to turn him into a girl.
Please tell me the best way to do it. 
(2000/12/27 05:59:32)

Name: Kyoko
In such times as we are living now, it does not surprise me at all to encounter such a question.
What is driving you to want him to be turned into a girl?
Tell me your reasons first, and I will tell you the safest and easiest way of accomplishing exactly what you wish.
(2000/12/29/21:7:43)

Name: Anxious Mother
Dear Kyoko,
I have already been bringing up my son as a girl. I divorced my husband on the grounds of adultery.
I cannot and will not allow my son to become such a man.
Fortunately, his name sounds like a girl's name,
so ever since I divorced and started living alone with my son, I have been making him wear girl's clothes and bringing him up as a girl.
The sooner I cut his willy off the better.
Please tell me the safest and surest way of getting the job done. I will set about doing the task straight away.
(2001/1/3/07:46:24)

Name: Kyoko
Dear Anxious Mother,
I understand the situation you are in and feel for you.
I will tell you the safest and easiest way to turn a boy into a girl.
You do not cut off his willy.
You need to squash his balls.
Let the doctor cut off his willy later.
Do you think you will manage to squash them by yourself?
If you think you can, I will tell you how to do it and how to set up a situation.
(2001/1/6/19:56:39)

Name: Anxious Mother
Kyoko, I have been waiting for your message.
You tell me to squash my son's balls? Of course I can.
It's simple. I have had enough practice with boiled quail's eggs so many times before.
Please tell me how to set up a situation and also how to do it.

(Immediately after this message, a woman named "Aki" appears, who also says she wishes to turn her own son into a girl. On the other hand, she laments about a case of kidnapping of a newborn baby that occurred recently.)


Name: Kyoko
Now I will tell you how to set up the situation and how to squash the balls.
First, have a bath in the evening like you normally do.
This is the last moments for your son to be living as a male, so make sure you wash and clean his willy carefully and well.
Let your son sit at the edge of a bath tub, hold his balls in your both hands,
and then squash them by pressing the balls down against the edge of the bathtub.
You must squash them fast, and by using the whole of your body weight.

The balls tend to be slippery, so pull them in one direction with much force as you squash them, as if you would want to tear them off.
You must squash both of them all at once. If you squash them one by one, you would be causing him unnecessary pain.

It will be excruciatingly painful (although I wouldn't know it because I am a woman)  so your son will most likely fall on the floor in agony.
Make sure you protect his head by holding him in your arms as soon as you have squashed his balls.
Wipe his body dry immediately, put on some pyjamas on him, and put some clothes on yourself too, and dial 119 (*emergency number).
When questioned by the rescue team, tell them he was playing on top of the edge of the bath tub when he slipped and hit his groin.
It would be best if you tell them it was an accident, to avoid needless troubles later.
Would you be able to do this, Anxious Mother?
If you think you can, I will tell you what you should do once you arrive at the hospital.
(2001/1/10/23:31:51)

(After this message, other people start exchanging heated discussions about the topic.
A man writes begging the mother to reconsider, but "Anxious Mother" will not change her mind.)

Name: Kyoko
If his balls are properly squashed, they will immediately proceed with an operation to remove them.
If, however, the balls are not properly squashed, they will not do the operation on him, so you need to really make sure the job is perfectly done.

The doctor will probably advise you strongly to put fake balls into the scrotum, and say that your son won't be able to have children in the future, but that he can receive hormonal treatment when he reaches puberty to continue a life as a man.
When the doctor says that, immediately declare "I want you to turn him into a girl!" You need to plead with passion and persistence.

If the doctor turns out to be a woman, and you plead strongly enough, you will have about an eight-in-ten chance of succeeding.
If the doctor is a man, he will usually be more resistant to the idea, so there will be about a three-in-ten chance of him agreeing to the sex change surgery.

If the doctor won't agree, then you will need to take matters into your own hands and go for the last resort.
When your son is resting in the hospital room (be kind enough to do it while he is asleep),  sever his willy with a utility knife.

Pull his willy to make it taut and move the knife back and forth in quick, small motions to cut it off in one go.
You will be in hospital, so you won't have any worries about getting proper treatment afterwards.

The hospital usually does not like scandals, so the matter will not be made public.
Now that the balls are taken out, and the willy is cut off, and moreover his mother's wish to turn him into a girl is strong, they will no longer have any objections about turning him into a girl.
Do you believe that this can be done?
(2001/1/18 23:06:27)

Name: Anxious Mother
Your advice about what to do in the hospital is perfectly clear.
I understand I will have to cut it off as a last resort.
I hope the doctor is a woman.
I wonder if I should do the work tonight.
(2001/1/19 18:17:22)

(From then onwards, so many messages appear trying to dissuade the mother from carrying out the action. But her determination remains firm.)

Name: Anxious Mother
Do any of you here want to cut off your son's willy too? We can do it together.
I am determined to carry this through to the end.

Name: No Longer Anxious Mother
I was not asking you people to tell me whether I should do it or not.
I was only asking you to tell me how I could do it.
I am going to have a bath with my son now.
Thank you very much.
(2001/2/10 19:16:06)

Name: Once Anxious Mother
Long time no see. I am sorry I made all of you worry.
It has been a week since I carried out the action. My daughter (no longer son) is well.

May I express my gratitude to you all. Thank you for your support. I am sorry to have made you worry.
From now on, I will live with my daughter, supporting each other and sharing all joys and sorrows. I hope we can become happy together.

Name: Once Anxious Mother
If my daughter commits suicide in the future, I will die with her.