Note: I'm not the author of this story. I've translated it from the original Japanese into English. Please do NOT copy and paste it somewhere else on the web without my permission.Thank you for your cooperation.
You guys.... Have you ever seen a real dead body?
I bet you haven't.
If you had you wouldn't be putting this thread up this casually.
Well, as for myself, I have.
A long time ago when I was still a kid I saw a body of someone who had hanged himself.
It was awful.....I went to see it just out of curiosity and afterwards regretted it from the bottom of my heart....
Both the face and body were swollen like a balloon...
The eyes were bulging...
The whole body was ghastly pale....
I saw something moving and they were maggots......
And then.... I ran home crying and before I knew I was throwing my arms around granddad hugging him tightly....
Then granddad just laid his hand on my head and ruffled my hair....
His hand felt bony and rough but it was warm...
And he gave me a candy....
It was so delicious.....
The taste was sweet, creamy and I remember feeling I must be someone very special for my granddad to give me such a wonderful candy....
Now I'm a granddad. And what else would I give my grandson but my Werther's Original?
Because he's someone special too.
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Confused like never before?
Click >>This video may help clear up your mind.
You guys.... Have you ever seen a real dead body?
I bet you haven't.
If you had you wouldn't be putting this thread up this casually.
Well, as for myself, I have.
A long time ago when I was still a kid I saw a body of someone who had hanged himself.
It was awful.....I went to see it just out of curiosity and afterwards regretted it from the bottom of my heart....
Both the face and body were swollen like a balloon...
The eyes were bulging...
The whole body was ghastly pale....
I saw something moving and they were maggots......
And then.... I ran home crying and before I knew I was throwing my arms around granddad hugging him tightly....
Then granddad just laid his hand on my head and ruffled my hair....
His hand felt bony and rough but it was warm...
And he gave me a candy....
It was so delicious.....
The taste was sweet, creamy and I remember feeling I must be someone very special for my granddad to give me such a wonderful candy....
Now I'm a granddad. And what else would I give my grandson but my Werther's Original?
Because he's someone special too.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Confused like never before?
Click >>This video may help clear up your mind.
Comments
Saaayaaaa please don't kill yourself!
I don't think it's you, dear. I'm the one who is tired lol.
then watched the vid.
then i read the story again, except this time i read it in the grandad's voice.
that was hilarious for me.
@caramichi: did you watch the vid? This is not a scary story, it's just a quirky parody.
anyway i've never tasted a werther's original i wonder if its available here better check next time i go to the grocery store.(.^_^.)
@ryuu: Yes try a Werther's Original. I thoroughly recommend it, as you can guess from this story! LOL
@Dozing zonbIE: NO (in big capital letters). Look at the tag, it's labelled "Funny"! And I don't care if you don't find it funny, because I DO!
This is actually one of my favorite stories yet!!
@HN3: I displayed the same reaction as you when I first read the story! lol
@Hikage: you never expected it to end like that, didn't you? XD
@ayakashi + Squirrel: Thank goodness. For a moment I imagined everyone looking at me and thinking, "Saya, you've got to get those bugs out of your brain." XD
I quite like this story myself, so I'm really glad! :D
(*≧▽≦*) I love werthers, they're so good - especially the chocolates. I think it would take more than one to recover from seeing something like that though!
Smart & sneaky troll!
The video is funny but everyone is mishearing what the granddpa is saying - just makes it even funnier!
@Anon: Oh! Thank you very much, dear. XD
This isn't related to this post at all nor that important. I found out you updated a post named cursed video at first when I open your blog from my browser this afternoon (my time). I didn't watch it of course! I don't have nerve and comfortable connection for streaming :p
For your information, I use RSS Reader to get updates from several blog at once, and for the next moment... I got update from that post again... A LOT (more than 10 times). Whether you update it again or not.... it make me scared... >w<;
Anyway, let me tell you something again: I enjoyed most of the stories that you choose. I hope you doing well with your life (and your translated-Japanese stories project). Good Day (^_^)/
Ms. Saya could you publish stories related to Kappa or Japanese Mermaid? :)
I've had those candy before, I like them a lot. =)
@gads: cursed videos are not all that scary. After all, I'm still alive lol.
Oh that sounds scary! Maybe the cursed video wants to be watched by you! lol
I'm glad you like reading the stories I post. I wish you well dear. Have a good day! :D
@Tani: Tani! I have a feeling you're not getting it.
@Toybox: If I find stories related to kappa or mermaid, I'll post them dear.
@Steeple: cool. I hope you like Werther's Original more after reading this story! lol
I know it was from a while back but I just wanted to say that this was a great way to lighten things up. LOL!
However, doesn't this post also suggest that when the boy grew up to be a grandfather, his grandson also saw a corpse? And he gave the boy the same candy that his grandfather gave him? So then couldn't the grandfather have been the killer?? Maybe the boy comes from a family of serial killers or something! @.@
How creepy! Truly a good example of dark humor!
Thank you for the story, Ms. Saya!
But yeah, Grandad - Werthers Original - Grandson - Swollen corpse = quite funny.